When you find out you are having a baby boy, most people start joking about pointing it down and avoiding getting a stream of pee in the face. They have those funny little teepee's you can put on to block the stream or just hold the diaper over it... I don't have that problem. In fact, I would love it if Kingsley let out a good stream. He did it once and Jeff and I just watched it in shock.
What he does do though is shoot stuff out his arse like nobodies business. I just got sprayed for the 4th time. That's just so wrong. If you can visualize: Kingsley gets diapered on his tummy. His diaper and clothes go on backwards so that the snaps on his sleeper can be left open to air out his incision and his diaper is folded down. So, I take off his diaper and I get his little bum pointing right up at me. Bad place to be. I need a tissue.